Every once in a while, an email drops my inbox, I’ll check out the subject line and think it’s something I definitely want to read but if I’m in the middle of doing something else (meaning I shouldn’t be checking my email in the first place) Well, I’ll star that particular email and plan on getting to it at a later date.
I’ve had one waiting to be read for 3 days and even though I don’t always read most emails from this place I won’t mention, the title had lured me enough to care.
“Scientific Experiment Explains Why ‘Fake It Till You Make It’ Marketing Might Actually Work..”
I went to bed last night thinking about that email and planned on reading it first thing this morning so I can get it over with and see what Science has to say about this particular subject.
So this morning, I honored my plan and finally got to open this email I’ve been dying to eat up. Early morning, still a little sleepy and definitely not very patient since I got me stuff to get to, I’m browsing this email, looking for a link, a word, a phrase…something that has anything to do with the subject line. I’m ready to soak it all in, to dive in and peruse this Scientific study and maybe I can go out when I’m done and buy a Gucci suit, gold cufflinks and a shiny shoe and start faking it for real.
5 minutes later, I’ve clicked on all the 3 links and read one of the posts—it’s about a rather unromantic story of a study by a world class musician who gets totally ignored by subway riders because they think he’s just another pan handling bum..or is that “hat handling”– even though he’s playing one of the greatest pieces ever written on a 3.5 million dollar violin (didn’t know they cost that much)..but I digress.
Great story about perception but NOT what I’m looking for. After my “ooos”, I move on back to the email…next link please, “Discover The Top 64 (Yes, Sixty Four!) Opportunities Today…”. Definitely not what I’m looking for, won’t even bother clicking……next !!, “how to get leads with Linkd-in and bla bla bla… I don’t even bother to finish reading the title.
About now, I’m clicking faster, my palm’s a little moist, my fingers a little shaky and my temperature’s rising just a little bit. “where is the damn article I’m looking for? “
5 minutes later, I’m mad (not that mad) but I feel duped, lied to, tricked, conned, scammed and had. I’m a sucker for a freaking subject like. I fell for it, I got hooked, reeled it and cooked….well, may be not cooked but you get my point.
My point: There were three links in that email, all leading to some great articles but they were not what I was promised and that made me mad (again, not that mad) I wasted both my energy thinking about this email I was gonna get to eventually, and then when I did, I wasted both time and energy looking and searching for what I was promised on the subject line and it wasn’t there. And then at the end of the email, a nice romantic closing
“Well, I hope you enjoy today’s picks as much as I do.
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I’m thinking, are you frigging kidding me? Enjoyed? Really? You, the email sender wasted my time and my energy and you hope I enjoyed the articles you picked for me and then lied to me about what they were about? Seriously? If you were standing here, I would punch you (I wouldn’t) but I can fantasize.
Moral of the story: There’s a reason why Google slaps and punishes anybody who writes an ad that leads to content that’s not relevant to the ad. Of course they would, otherwise google would have the world mad at it because when people search for something, that’s exactly what they expect to find. When you promise tuna on your ad or your article heading, you can’t expect people to like you very much or buy from you if they click on your ad and find Shrimp.
While it’s OK to be creative and come up with juicy subject lines, titles and ads that create curiosity and cause people to click, Content is still KING and people expect exactly what you promise them or they’ll click away mad at you for wasting their time and will be hesitant to give you another chance the next time they run across you or your stuff.
So, don’t be the email sender I’m ready to strangle by thinking you can get away with conning people into opening your emails or reading your articles or whatever else you want them to do. Write relevant content—every single time and give people exactly what they’re looking for.
If you promise tuna, shrimp won’t do..period.
I’m done ranting.












